He’s got his sights on you… Sure, he’s an average size but he looks and feels so realistic. His army-strong suction cup allows you to be creative and stick it anywhere from the living room floor to the bathroom walls. Made of nonporous, phthalate-free PVC, this detailed realistic tool will take care of you. Welcome home Soldier!

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